My dad's in town staying with us for a few days. This morning, as the kids came downstairs ready for church, Dad remarked to hubby, "Boy, Garfield...I hope you plan to have a big, heavy stick." Garfield replied, "Why? To keep the boys away from my daughters?"
Before Dad had the chance to answer, Emma, whom no one realized was listening, piped up, "No, but Daddy's got a sword, and that's even better!"
She's right, of course.
Potential suitors, en guard!